when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.
WaitYeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi
Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.
This is one of the biggest reasons time travel is impossible. You would need to calculate EXACTLY where you’re located in the universe at whatever time you want to travel to otherwise who knows WHERE you’ll end up!
P O R N
This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance
GSR Entrance Hall System
The song ‘My Medea’ by Vienna Teng is in my head right now and it’s creepy and eerie and I just want to fucking sleep right now but I feel as if some crazy evil doppelgänger is going to appear and dice me into mince meat.
Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink
I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink
Pink is one of my idols
My masterpiece of a tweet
Actually, this kind of jokes, which you hear quite a lot from guys in typical women’s jobs/hobbies/spaces strike me as super creepy. Because basically what this ‘I’m here for the booty’ attitude does is bring sexualisation into spaces that used to be free of that shit. It takes jobs/hobbies/spaces where women could just not worry about that shit and makes them sexually charged. And this message seems to be you can allow men in these spaces, but they’re bringing the male gaze and they’re going to sexualise you even in your own spaces. And that idea sucks balls.
Y’know what I usually said when I heard dudes ragging on male cheerleaders (kinda don’t hear dudes ragging on male cheerleaders any more since I’m not in high school or college any more) : Samuel L. Jackson was a cheerleader. A much better alternative to sexualizing it.
EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS